I understand this membership means something. I will not disgrace it.
I will be alert at all times.
I will try to look like a member and act like a member.
At the first sign of trouble I will nip it in the bud. Nip it in the bud.
I understand there are only two kinds of members; the faithful and the shunned.
If I want to leave they'll be no hard feelings.
I will strive to keep the backs of my shoes polished as that is the last thing someone sees when I leave.
I will always remember my membership number and be ready to give it upon request.
I understand I will not be issued a weapon.
I will at no time while conducting club business, take a drink.
Congratulations and Hail to Thee Oh Member of Mayberry(a state of mind)